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I want a gay boyfriend

This video encapulates all my feelings about boys at the moment. I want a gay boyfriend.

I’m tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who’ll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that’s alright
‘Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don’t really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

It’ll be a great romance
We’ll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don’t care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is

You cry at movies, on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you’re sad I’ll dry your tears
‘Cos I’ll always think that you are fierce

I like cigarettes, and that’s no gag
But you’ll always be my favorite fag
You’ll always be my favorite fag
You’ll always be my favorite faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

I asked John out on Saturday over Facebook. He was online and he didn’t reply. I hate boys. Wish I could be gay but a gay boyfriend will do. Oh Marcus… where are you?

And yes I love slash!

Sick

I am sick and the doctors can’t diagnose me. On top of that I think I’ve been barking up the wrong tree with regard to D and I’m just sick of everything. The only bright spot is the release of the new Harry Potter novel. I’ll spend today holed up reading it. I’ll nick a comfy chair from Neighbour’s place and curl with tea and smokes.

I’m also sick of being sick and not having internet access. I’m typing these at my neighbour bar, drooping over the counter, waiting for K and drinking diet coke. Here she is now. Bye blog