Hey all you depressed people and fat people, I found the cure. Some anonymous commenter left it in response to this post. How can we thank that person enough. Here it is – wisdom
eat fresh fruit in the morning and nothing else; a heavy breakfast is bad for the health
you will have more energy and not be tired all the time
also, stay away from processed foods and fast foods, and you will feel great!
So it’s all about the fruit. Don’t you feel silly now, not being able to get out of bed or slashing your wrists or indeed taking antidepressants? Cos the answer is fruit!
Why not advise fish oil while you’re at it? I’m just going to quote from that post which attracted the “fruit” cures weirdo
Don’t you think I’ve tried everything – all the crappy ‘home remedies’, diets, supplements, yoga etc? It’s not pleasant to live like this… And never, ever write that x cures depression or x cures PCOS because it just ain’t true.
Please fuck off now